Because A and B shells were to small.
Chocolate and white t-shirts don’t mix.
The only thing I share my bed with is my TV, my Xbox, some dirty clothes, season 2 of The Venture Brothers, some clean clothes and a book by H. P. Lovecraft called The Lurker at the Threshold
WHO NEEDS GIRLS WHEN I HAVE SO MANY ACTIVITIES!?
A dude who sits up all night wondering whether there is a dog.
It’s that a crowbar can solve all my problems.
A three-year old was resisting a rest.
Jokes sound a lot funnier in my head.
But does that stop me? Nope.
Well, because they’re shellfish.
The best thing about Saturday is napping