Did you hear about the Mexican Highlanders?
There can be only Juan.
April 2012
They're trying to censor the Internet?
That’s SOPA-thetic.
(Funny and topical.)
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The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.
It was tense.
Hope You Like Horrible Jokes!
Because I have about 2 weeks worth of lame jokes queued up and ready to post at their respective times!
How many ears does Spock have?
Three; a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam.
Life Observation #1
It’s hard to look suave while drinking from a straw.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?
Bison.
How do you fit five Bulbasaurs and three Charizards onto a bus?
You poke ‘em on.
How do you organise a party in space?
You planet.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
He’s all right now.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH.
JOKES! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
I found out that Tumblr allows you to queue your posts. Each day, at 4 o’clock and 8 o’clock pm, I will post one very lame joke, starting with:
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
