June 2012
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Celeb look-a-likes that I say today;
- Christopher Walken
- A Fat Katherine Heigl
- A Bald Mike Myers
- Michael Schumacher
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> Guy posts soccer appreciation post on Facebook
> Me:
> I’ve always thought of soccer as a bunch of skinny Europeans running up and down a field kicking at a ball who’ll maybe score a goal if they’re lucky and who overact the slightest injury.
> ‘You obviously don’t understand the sport’
> Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
if i could have one super power it would to be able to see into the future but only to see when i get a boner so i can plan accordingly
Source For Sports y u no carry actually sneakers? Skate shoes are garbage.
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> Lady at work:
> ‘You’ll need at least 24 stainless steel pans
> Me:
> ‘Stainless steel pans?’
> Lady at work:
> ‘Yeah, those silver ones.’
> Me:
> ‘Oh, you must mean these aluminium tin pans. They are aluminium. See how they can be bent and stained?
> Lady At Work:
> ‘Same thing.’
I don’t...
IT’S A BIRD
IT’S A PLANE
Are you fucking blind? It’s obviously Superman. He’s been around for a while now. Why are you still confused?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRUMBS IN MY BED???????
Hey noes, you wanna stop whistling, maybe? I can’t enjoy the movie.
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i just learned the dance mr. blonde does when he cuts the cops ear off now i can torture people in style!!!!
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I wish I was just crazy enough to have an imaginary friend like Ninja Ninja.
