Celeb look-a-likes that I say today;
- Christopher Walken - A Fat Katherine Heigl - A Bald Mike Myers - Michael Schumacher
> Guy posts soccer appreciation post on Facebook > Me: > I’ve always thought of soccer as a bunch of skinny Europeans running up and down a field kicking at a ball who’ll maybe score a goal if they’re lucky and who overact the slightest injury. > ‘You obviously don’t understand the sport’ > Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
if i could have one super power it would to be able to see into the future but only to see when i get a boner so i can plan accordingly
Source For Sports y u no carry actually sneakers? Skate shoes are garbage.
> Lady at work: > ‘You’ll need at least 24 stainless steel pans > Me: > ‘Stainless steel pans?’ > Lady at work: > ‘Yeah, those silver ones.’ > Me: > ‘Oh, you must mean these aluminium tin pans. They are aluminium. See how they can be bent and stained? > Lady At Work: > ‘Same thing.’ I don’t...
IT’S A BIRD IT’S A PLANE Are you fucking blind? It’s obviously Superman. He’s been around for a while now. Why are you still confused?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRUMBS IN MY BED???????
Hey noes, you wanna stop whistling, maybe? I can’t enjoy the movie.
i just learned the dance mr. blonde does when he cuts the cops ear off now i can torture people in style!!!!
I wish I was just crazy enough to have an imaginary friend like Ninja Ninja.