This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


11th May 2012

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IM SO BORED I WANT TO GO TO THE PUB BUT IM A BROKE-ASS WEIRDO AND I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT 11 AND I CANT BE HUNG OVER FOR THAT I GUESS ILL STAY HOME AND WATCH OLD GODZILLA MOVIES

GODZILLA IS MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE FRIEND

Tagged: HOWDOHASHTAGSWORKWHYAMIYELLING?

8th May 2012

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Do matching socks matter when you have Nike hi-tops on?

I mean, I just put on any clean ones I can find…

Tagged: DoGirlsCareIfMahSocksDon'tMatch?

8th May 2012

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My neighbor is playing his shitty techno really loud again. I put my speakers right up against his wall. Hope this tool likes Wu-Tang, De La Soul and MF DOOM.

Tagged: Fuckingneighborsmancan'ttheybenice?