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my friend told me i was gay because I used tumblr because tumblr is popular with the gay community
i suggested to him that because he likes blowjobs that he was gay because blowjobs are popular with the gay community
he said it was different and just started calling me gay over and over
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i wonder what my followers are doing right now i bet it’s something cool like kick boxing or spear fishing
Why is it my fault when your little rat-fuck of a dog tries to get better acquainted with my front bike tire? You saw me coming. I rode onto the grass to give you space. And yet you still let it run out in front of me. And that’s my fault? You wanna know how much damage my bike would sustain if I ever hit your dog? Zero. Your dog would probably be dead. Would I give a fuck? No. You’d have to drag it to your house with the leash and I’d just laugh at you because you made this happen.
Regina is the most awkward city in Canada.
I mishear it as ‘vagina’ every time. Every. Time.
> Watching show on Bigfoot
> Eating a homemade breakfast burrito
> Drinking 4th cup of coffee
I lead a good life.
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