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How do you signal a server that you want to my your tab we’ve been sitting here for twenty minutes
I want a friend named Joe so if I ever see him I can do the ‘YO, JOE’ yell from G.I. Joe
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So I found out a lot of my followers are sexy ladies (WHO KNEW?????) so as to not alienate them I’m going to journey into the tag ‘hot guys’ and bring back some spoils of war for them.
DON’T FUCKING SAY I DON’T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
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The things I read on Reddit at 6:50 am.
THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A SERIOUS SCIENTIST WE SHOULD TAKE HIM SERIOUS
IM SO BORED I WANT TO GO TO THE PUB BUT IM A BROKE-ASS WEIRDO AND I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW AT 11 AND I CANT BE HUNG OVER FOR THAT I GUESS ILL STAY HOME AND WATCH OLD GODZILLA MOVIES
GODZILLA IS MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE FRIEND