the only reason I haven’t deleted my facebook is because i hate remembering people’s birthdays
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How do you signal a server that you want to my your tab we’ve been sitting here for twenty minutes
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Hahahahaha
Watching all the Republicans make speeches is so funny because they think they’re making progress hahahaha these retards don’t understand anything
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wow someone from ho chi minh city vietnam visited my blog wow
and another from belgrade serbia whoa
i’m like an internet sensation!
Today a guy in the meat department tried to get me to feel sorry for him and that he was stressed and to help him and that I don’t know what it’s like to do his job.
Yes, yes I do. So here is an side by side comparison of his job and my last one; a line/prep cook.
Him:
Get in at 1 o’clock pm.
Keep the bunkers and shelves stocked with meat.
Start cleaning with a power hose and squeegee.
Organize the cooler for the new stuff
Get new stuff. Move around on pallet jacks and forklifts.
Out by 10:30.
Repeat
Me:
In at noon to help Chef with lunch rush
Cook food for customers.
Shipment arrives. Loading bay is a floor above where everything needs to be.
Hand bomb 25 10-40 lbs boxes down a flight of ~20 old rickety-ass steps.
Cook food while doing this.
As soon as I’m done, dinner rush.
Furiously cook food for 200+ people in an hour. Chef and other cooks go home.
Me alone
Start cleaning; sweep and hand wash every surface.
Keep cooking, mostly easy stuff; wings, nachos.
Prep line for Chef tomorrow morning
Mop.
Out by 3:30 am
Have a pint of beer with servers and bartender
Go home and wash Chef’s jacket.
Repeat.
Now, I’ll let my sexy followers and the sexy people on Tumblr choose who had a more stressful job.
Was it him or me?
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Just plug it straight into the modem and bypass the router. Nobody but you will have internet but, I mean, like, fuck everyone else, right?
Helping my friend solve his internet troubles.
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