This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


27th July 2012

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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27th July 2012

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I love hanging out with my mushroom friend

He’s such a fungi

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26th July 2012

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What happens when your bladder stops working?

Urine a lotta trouble

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26th July 2012

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I’ve always wondered why elephants had such long noses…

So I asked one, and now I noes.

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25th July 2012

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Where do werewolves live?

Warehouses

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24th July 2012

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Why do people become bakers?

Because they knead dough

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24th July 2012

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If you want to hear more of my fish puns

There’s no reason to be koi…

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23rd July 2012

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Where do boats go when they’re sick?

The dock

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22nd July 2012

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Do you want to hear a joke about a broken pencil?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

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22nd July 2012

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I’m so bright…

My mother calls me son.

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