This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


18th November 2012

Post

what do you call a grumpy german in world war 1?

A sauerkraut!

Tagged: bad joke

25th September 2012

Post with 1 note

if a group of chickens got together to overthrow a government it would be called a chicken coup

Tagged: Bad Joke

31st July 2012

Post

Did you hear oxygen and potassium went on a date?

It was OK.

Tagged: bad joke

31st July 2012

Post

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?

Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

Tagged: bad joke

30th July 2012

Post with 1 note

I just tried protein powder for the first time

It’s Whey cool !

Tagged: bad joke

30th July 2012

Post

What kind of fruit can’t get married?

Cantaloupe.

Tagged: bad joke

29th July 2012

Post

I was hit with a soda the other day….

Good thing it was a soft drink

Tagged: bad joke

29th July 2012

Post

Protons have mass?

I didn’t know they were catholic.

Tagged: bad joke

28th July 2012

Post

Why’d the redneck leave the store without buying anything?

He needed time to mullet over

Tagged: bad joke

28th July 2012

Post

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder

Tagged: bad joke