This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


20th February 2013

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I like it when rappers make comic book references because I can’t relate to having sex, getting drunk, doing drugs, or anything gang related (i.e. killing people or selling drugs) but if they’re like ‘swinging through your town like your neighbourhood Spider-Man’ I can go like ‘hey I read Spider-Man thanks wu-tang you really get me’

Tagged: hip hopcomic books

12th January 2013

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The movie Napoleon Dynamite ruined this song for me………

The movie Napoleon Dynamite ruined this song for me………

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8th January 2013

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I want to be that guy in hip-hop songs that just asks ‘what?’ in the background

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7th January 2013

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i want to start an acoustic wu-tang clan tribute band who play folksy renditions of their songs

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17th December 2012

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Wu-Tang Clan combines two of my favourite things: Kung Fu movies and Hip Hop

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17th December 2012

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I’m watching Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap

Why is Eminem in this movie? He’s not a master. He’s only an average rapper. He’s not Melle Mel, Big Daddy Kane, Kool Moe Dee, Afrika Bambaataa, Rakim, Grandmaster Caz. And even still he’s not as good, in my opinion, as newer rappers in the movie like Mos Def, Chuck D, Q-Tip, Raekwon, Common, Kool Keith

Tagged: something from nothing: the art of raphip hopmovies

15th December 2012

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i know willam shakespeare is one of my favourite rappers

i know willam shakespeare is one of my favourite rappers

Tagged: william shakespearehip hoprap genius

11th December 2012

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Dear Justin Bieber,

This is the proper usage of the term ‘shorty’, courtesy of Raekwon the Chef from the song Wu-Tang: 7th Chamber - Part II

‘Champion gear that I rock, you get your boots knocked
Then attack you like a pit that lock shit DOWN
As I come and freaks the sound, hardcore
but giving you more and more, like ding!
Nah shorty, get you open like six packs
Killer Bees attack, flippin what, murder one, phat tracks
A’ight?…’

Tagged: justin bieberwu-tang clanraekwon the chefhip hop

27th November 2012

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Remember the wise words of Gift of Gab:

‘Don’t let money change you’

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27th November 2012

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When I first wake I administer the usual morning walk through death
no sense in abusing your lungs with pepper I go straight for a high grade phencycladine with all the extras
then I like to open the walls in the house and since it’s never mine I start immediately
I can destroy an entire upstairs six bedroom penthouse in under 15 minutes
and after this one I’ll be up to a thousand
for a rush some jump from planes or fly them into builidngs
I blackmail the wives of broadcast guys
and every quarter moon it seems the situation asks for a bit of the old ‘demolition’
since none of you can see I won’t waste your time with special effects
for these are the hateful and shermed out adventures of a child that dared defy a conformist lifestyle…

Cage, Morning Dips, intro song to the album Movies for the Blind.

One of my favourite albums.

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