This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


29th November 2012

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Sometimes to help me sleep I listen to audio books. Yesterday, I listened to the first half of the first Harry Potter book. It’s really good, I had a good time. Tonight, however, I foolhardy chose to listen to IT by Stephen King. I’m crying.

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29th August 2012

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sometimes i like to listen to rap music and pretend i’m ghetto but then i remember i’m white middle class and live in a rich oil town in alberta so I put on a cowboy hat and listen to keith urban

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13th June 2012

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what do squirrels do when it rains? do they just sit there and get wet? being a squirrel would suck

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13th May 2012

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I cut myself shaving again because my razor is really, really old because I’m really, really broke.

I’m just really, really glad I wasn’t using my straight razor when I cut myself or I’d be really, really dead.

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12th May 2012

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im really good at pogs

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30th April 2012

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Chocolate and white t-shirts don’t mix.

Fuck.

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