This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.


17th June 2012

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Blondie’s rap in the song Rapture is some of the best rhyming and lyricism I have ever heard.

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14th June 2012

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>turn on tv
>star trek is on
>WHY ARE THERE TWO KIRKS???????

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14th June 2012

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I don’t know what happened to my cat. One day that motherfucker wanted nothing to do with me and now he’s fucking following me around 24/7. Sleepin’ with me and shit and watching tv with me.

Fuck you, cat. Make up your shitty mind.

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25th May 2012

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Suddenly realize…..

You could technically make cheese from human milk…

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