This is my life. This isn't entertainment. It's the insane scribblings of a retard.
the best thing about being broke is when you buy a gift for someone they know that you really care because it was either that gift or food for a week
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How do you signal a server that you want to my your tab we’ve been sitting here for twenty minutes
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I cut myself shaving again because my razor is really, really old because I’m really, really broke.
I’m just really, really glad I wasn’t using my straight razor when I cut myself or I’d be really, really dead.
