the only reason I haven’t deleted my facebook is because i hate remembering people’s birthdays
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wow someone from ho chi minh city vietnam visited my blog wow
and another from belgrade serbia whoa
i’m like an internet sensation!
The song Jungle Boogie by Kool and the Gang is one of the most well-written songs in existence it’s up there with Beethoven and Mozart
I don’t know what happened to my cat. One day that motherfucker wanted nothing to do with me and now he’s fucking following me around 24/7. Sleepin’ with me and shit and watching tv with me.
Fuck you, cat. Make up your shitty mind.
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Growing up I thought I was cool as shit.
And looking back now I was kind of a fucking idiot.
Fuck you, younger Corey. You are an asshat.
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- Me: I should get up, shower and shave. It's my day off and it's beautiful out!
- My Brain: Or, alternatively, you can shut the curtains and stay in bed playing video games all day.
- Me: You strike a hard bargain okay deal
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